When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.