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delicious-food-porn:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Homemade Chocolate Fudge Poptarts

Follow for more food porn!

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

petitpotato:

Right now I am badly stuck and I’m angry and frustrated. But I also know that sometimes, one has to take a big step and that even though it might not happen right away, good things will happen eventually. And don’t forget how rewarding it feels when you’ve finally climbed that stupid step!

twocentslice:

Good for you, bro. [twocentslice]

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

imaginefallout:

blue screen of death

System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

404 error: mercy not found

Death really knows how to crash a party.

control-alt-death

you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

i-love-mmfd:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

theittybittytittycommitee:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

Omg I cried. These always make me feel better.

I am literally crying.

I might have died reading these. I’m crying and there’s snot dripping down my nose.

girouxtiful:

pre-apocalypse:

vesticle:

AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG 

Are you fucking kidding me that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen