Follow for more food porn!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Right now I am badly stuck and I’m angry and frustrated. But I also know that sometimes, one has to take a big step and that even though it might not happen right away, good things will happen eventually. And don’t forget how rewarding it feels when you’ve finally climbed that stupid step!
#According to my research of human social interactions #reverting to name calling suggests you actually find my ears attractive #and are attempting to mask that attraction #through the use of a derogatory statement. #Your method of flirtation is immature #yet I find I am pleased by your admiration. #Therefore respectfully I wish to invite you to dinner #if you are otherwise unoccupied this evening. #Captain. #tag stories #vulcan flirting 101 #spock #space husbands (museaway)
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
blue screen of death
System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.
He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.
404 error: mercy not found
Death really knows how to crash a party.
you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
Omg I cried. These always make me feel better.I am literally crying.
I might have died reading these. I’m crying and there’s snot dripping down my nose.